African American Idol

in alphabetical order

Asian Store Owner Shun Gou Zhou Hometown: Queens, NY Age: 52 To own a Korean grocery store in an all black neighborhood has given this man the ability to deal with black issues. Mainly making sure they don't steal.

Bistro Dumass - aka Supremacist Christo Dimassis Hometown: Charlotte, SC Age: 25 This is the new Klan and they truly want to help lead black Americans….they want to lead them all back to Africa.

Bitta Black Antia Cal Hometown: Oakland, CA Age: 29 Her last three boyfriends left her for white women. We are not sure how this qualifies her to be a leader, but she thinks it is enough.

Brotha Malik Muhammad Johnson Robby Welles Hometown, Cincinnati, OH Age: 27 This man will show you all the ways that the white man uses the system to keep the black man down. If you don't believe us ask his white girlfriend.

Carmen Storm - aka "The Lost Singer" Becky Lin Hometown: Irvine, CA. Age: 24 This wanna-be pop singer, failed to see the "African" in the African American Idol call for auditions

Chelle the Latina Diva Rachelle Wood Hometown: Around the block, NY Age: 20 She doesn't have much to say but black men sure do love the way she shakes her ass.

Curtis Brannigan III Jeff Sanders Hometown: Raleigh, NC Age: 35 This man has all the leadership skills needed to lead. Just has a small problem of crying for his mama during public speaking engagements.

Mommas Boys Mom Sallie Valade

Fruit of Islam Dane Parker Hometown: Chicago, IL Age: 40 His point is simple. "In order for black Americans to move up socially and economically in the world, they need to join together and kill white people." See, it's very simple.

Darnell Huggins "Black Myth Man" Jackie Long Hometown: Witchita, KS. Age: 22 Shares his belief that the government has a secret plan to destroy the black race with contaminated Fried Chicken!

Reparations Man Dave Fennoy Hometown: St. Louis, MO Age: 45 This man wants to be repaid for the suffering of millions of slaves. How does he quantify the pain and suffering of generations of blacks with a single payback? Easy: ONE HUNDRED TRILLION dollars.

Earl Williams, aka Beat Box Jason Reed Hometown: Seattle, WA Age 21 Earl has a big heart and a lot of motivation; the only problem is he makes absolutely no sense.

Gaylord Thomas Tommy Morgan Jr. Hometown: Los Feliz, CA Age: 33 He wants another million-man march just to be around one million black men!

The Poetist Heidi Durrow Hometown: Chicago, IL Age: 26 Her approach is a bit strange but lets remember she's a poet.

Jesse Whackson Chris Vaughn Hometown: Atlanta, GA Age: 33 He brings the timeless and highly overused message: "I am somebody" back to the black platform. We can't wait for the results.

Julius Trimble, aka- Lockdown, aka- Little J, aka- Prison#SQ-44368 Marvin Jordan Hometown: Palmdale, CA Age: 24 He has been a great leader to many black men for the last seven year. Oh yeah, those last seven years were spent in the San Quinton maximum-security prison.

Kevin Bowjang, PhD Kevin Bowens Hometown: Harvard, USA Age: 28 He is here to prove to the world the scientifically proven fact that light skin black people are better then dark skin blacks

Political Pimp Kevin Craig West Hometown: Las Vegas, NV Age: 35 It takes a pimp to lead a nation, or at least that is what he told us.

KKK Guy Eric Heise Hometown: The Deep South Age: Unknown Not to ruin the ending but I don't think he is going to win.

Lucy Pitts - Pit Stop Joan M. Blair Hometown: Baton Rouge, LA. Age: 35 She wants to lead blacks from the rooftop of her trailer home.

The African Man Lanre Idewu Hometown: Kenya, African Age 24 His point is very easy and simple to understand: Africans = hard working, African Americans = lazy

Identity Crisis Girl Michalla Petersen Hometown: Minneapolis, MN Age: 26 The panelists can't figure out her ethnicity but does it really matter?

MLK Reincarnated Ari Roy Hometown: Bakraq, Pakistan Age: Unknown If you liked the original MLK why not get the next best thing, the reincarnation of MLK

Pastor Willie Pippen Kelly Perine Hometown: St. Louis, MO Age: 40 A Pastor who puts on a show with his singing sidekick, Maxine. Is there anyone that can save us from political preachers?

Priest - Father Gianni Gary Donovan Hometown: Little Italy, NY Age: 55 The Catholic church has done such a good job in recent years maybe it is time to start leading other groups.

Reeces Pieces Jeremy Herider Hometown: The poor side of Brentwood, CA Age: 30 He wants to do for the black political movement what Eminem did for Hip Hop.

Robby Bizup Stephon Fuller Hometown: Venice Beach, CA Age: 30 Never quite gets to his point because he is to worried about offending someone?

Beauty Queen Ronee Swafford Hometown: Nashville, TN Age: 23 We all know how intelligent beauty contestants are.

Glass Box Thomas Yionoulis Hometown: Wilmington, DE Age 25 Who better to lead the black movement than a God fearing white man. Why fight the man when you can have the man on your side?

Tyrell Coleman Greg Reid Hometown: Orange County, CA Age: 30 A conservative republican who has the far fetched idea that a black man, who dresses and sounds white, can really be trusted by real black Americans.